Today I went to Delco Park. I have been before, but I did some fun things. We mostly just wandered around and played, but we also got to design something called a Metot. A Metot is a mix of three different animals. I was shown some examples an author had drawn, and then I drew my own. It's species name is Bloplarphf. I was originally going to name it !AAAHHHHHH! but I decided Bloplarphf was better. It's a cross between a spider, deer, and a blob-fish. Before that, I had to choose three traits that described myself. I chose clever, intuitive, and unique. I came up with some traits too. They are 1 inch by 2 inches big, it kicks its children out by a certain age, they eat the souls of bugs, it defends itself by looking at the treat, it can imitate a unicorn mating call, and its average lifespan is 84 years. After we made our Metots, we just had fun. I went to a hiking trail in the wooded area with a few of my friends. We ended up coming across a bank, and decided to hop from rock to rock. While I was doing that I found so many shells on the side of the bank, some even in the bank. Now that I bring it into a clean, confined space, it smells like rot. It's NOT good! It smells like DEATH! Like the insides of a 900 year old man named Gary who hasn't finished decaying yet! Like a snail funeral! Like the Great Plague's death toll! Like a giant pile of grease that also worked the night shift at a cemetery! Like the dead cat on your living room floor that is still there because your mother didn't want to let go! It could be because of the fact that some of the water was coming out of a storm drain and/or snails had once inhabited them, sooo... but yeah, I just had fun today.
Oh, by the way, there was geese poop everywhere and so that's were the title of this post is from.
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